Here around the office, we've been taking turns blogging
about our personal experiences with wall decals. Of all the mad skills I
possess, writing has never been one of them; naturally, I was dreading my turn
as blogger of the week. Up until a few days ago, that is. Inspiration for my
post could not have come at a more perfect time.
When I received an invitation to my nephew Ethan's seventh
birthday party, I had the perfect gift in mind: tree wall decals. Ethan is an
avid outdoorsman. What better gift than to bring nature and the outside world
right into my nephew's room? I stayed after the party to help Ethan apply the
tree wall decals to his bedroom walls. A big grin stretched across his face as
we applied several bird decals to each of the tree wall decal branches. I
thought he was getting excited about going to bed and waking up seeing the
great outdoors on his very walls. Little did I know the little guy was actually
scheming an evil plot, a hunting expedition of sorts. Just like when a warm and
cold front collide, two of my nephew's birthday gifts would soon meet to create
the perfect storm . . .
Around 11 p.m., my brother and his wife were awakened to the
sound of muted gunfire. My brother frantically jumped out of bed and ran to his
son's room. My sister-in-law grabbed the phone ready to call 911. As my brother
neared his son's room, his adrenaline rush accelerated as he saw light coming
under the door and heard gunshots coming from the room. My brother threw open
the door and found his son standing in his pajamas, new Red Ryder BB gun in
hand, shooting at the little vinyl birdies roosting in the branches of one of
the tree wall decals. Thankfully, since I had not applied a tree wall decal to
the back of my nephew's door, my brother still had all his body parts intact
upon opening the door.
Apart
from some small holes in the wall, the damage was fairly minimal. Yes, the one
tree wall decal and several birdies will have to be replaced. No, my nephew
will not be allowed to touch, see, let alone think about his Red Ryder for at
least a year. My brother sent out an e-mail to family members requesting that
all Christmas gifts for Ethan be non-violent in nature. Maybe come December 25th,
I'll give my nephew a peace symbol wall decal.