Nursery Decals to the Rescue
Posted by WallsNeedLove on 7/27/2011

Coed baby showers have to be one of the worst ideas in the
world. Come on, what dude wants to spend a Saturday afternoon drinking punch
and watching a pregnant woman ooh and ahh over strollers, diapers, and tiny
outfits that say ridiculous things such as Mommys little alarm clock? I
guess the fates aligned against me last weekend. My sister and her husband are
expecting their first baby and as a result, at 2 pm on Saturday afternoon, I
was sitting in my Aunt Carols living room with 20 of my sisters closest
friends and their spouses as well as an assortment of family members playing
name that baby animal. I'll confess, I dreaded the 30 minutes of mandatory gift
opening that was shortly to come. As the stack of presents dwindled down and my
sister got closer and closer to opening my gift, my face started flushing and I
broke out in a sweat. As much as babies make me nervous, pregnant women make me
even more nervous. Seriously, you never know when they might just to burst into
tears! I took a huge gamble by not buying something on my sisters baby
registry. Would my choice of a non-registry gift bring tears or smiles to my
highly emotional sister?
Although I'm not the most detail-oriented person, I remembered
that my sister and brother-in-law had painted Junior's nursery yellow and
selected a crib bedding set featuring the colors blue, yellow, and green. However, they were leaving the walls bear until after baby's birth (once they knew the gender). While
all the women out there may be thinking... "Oh, what a sweet, sensitive great
listener". The truth is, I only knew the wall and bedding colors after my
sister described them to me in great detail during six different phone calls.
Anyways, in an attempt to avoid a dreaded trip to BabyLand where I, a single
guy, would have to trek into a store selling nothing but newborn essentials, sort
through a long registry list, and buy my sister something she had already
picked out (whats the point?). I decided instead to give her nursery wall
decals. I just knew that my blue Chic Chic Chic nursery decals featuring a modern
take on a mother hen and her baby chics would work great in the baby's future
room. These vinyl nursery decals would be easy for my sister to install, match
the colors, be perfect for a baby boy or girl, and be easy to change out if
(when!) my sister decided to change the rooms décor.
The
moment of truth arrived. My sister looked reluctantly at the poster tube I had
used as gift packaging for the nursery wall decals. What was I supposed to
use? What guy owns baby gift wrap or even knows how to gift wrap for that matter? Even though
my excuse for not wrapping the tube was highly justified in my mind simply by
the fact that I was sacrificing my Saturday on the altar of my sisters shower,
I was a bit concerned by the frown on her face. I didnt want to be the awful
guy who caused the pregnant woman to cry. Our mother would never forgive
me. As my sister pulled out the nursery
wall decals, her face lit up. She seemed genuinely excited about the gift and
said that the nursery decals would be perfect on the wall above the baby's
crib. I know my sister well enough to discern a fake smile (like the one she
pasted on her face after opening the savings bonds from Uncle Horton) from a
real one. She went on and on about what a good uncle I was going to be. My
sister's girlfriends smiled at me and talked about what a cute gift the nursery
decals were. After the shower, one of my sister's single (and attractive)
friend even asked for my phone number. I guess the shower wasn't so bad after
all. I just hope that my new prospect doesn't have baby fever.